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About Marseille

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

Happiness, guaranteed.

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Lattes got these narrow streets that twist and turn weirdly, kinda like my brain on a caffeine bender. Check it: there’s Rue de Pradam where the locals hustle, and over at Place de la Mairie, you got this old-school charm that’s more than just brick and stone. I even got mad memories on Boulevard du Midi, where I used to roll by on my way to the spa. Sometimes, when I'm massagin' your stress away, I think ‘bout that cosmic vibe: life, nature, all that jazz.

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