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About Lille

Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

Observations

Find a prostitute, Facesitting (give) for extra charge, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Cunnilingus (give) for extra.

Man, I’ve been spending years here, and my work in connecting hearts in this funky town really opens my eyes. Sometimes, I wonder if our souls are like windows in a shifting mansion – you know, “I just remember that moment” like in those deep Charlie Kaufman lines.

Kenyan double for Cheprot and Yator at Corrida de Langueux