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About Nantes

So, I’m out, tryna scope one out – not for me, mind ya, just curious, right? Streets smell like old cheese, kinda like Remy’s kitchen stash. Saw this one lass, dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost – thought, “She’s got potential, like Remy’s soup!” But nah, mate, she was a trap – cop undercover! Nearly got nabbed, screamin’ “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” in my head, leggin’ it down an alley. Heart poundin’, pissed me off – why’s it gotta be so sketchy?

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You won’t believe the hidden nook I found behind an abandoned warehouse. It’s a secret murals alley, super artsy, like a flash of genius exploding off the walls. Perfect for random musings – kinda makes me mope happily – kinda like Richie Tenenbaum missing his golden days but still digging life.