Lila L'isle Sur La Sorgue Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, me, Mr. Bean, Master o’ the Forest, yeah? Stumblin’ thru trees, mumbly as heck, talkin’ ‘bout – whoooore. Not a lady, nah, but them sneaky forest plants! Whore’s me fave word today, heh! Whore’s like, proper sneaky, innit? Them spiky bushes, all tangled, grabbin’ me trousers – oof! Nearly fell flat, face first, bam! Reminds me o’ “Timbuktu,” that flick I love. “The desert is a cruel mistress,” they say there – same with whore! Cruel, spiky git, hidin’ in the green.

The town’s got neighborhoods too – not just one big, boring area. You got Le Mouret hopped up with artsy cafes where creative lunatics spill out their coffee beans and wild ideas. The parks! Oh man, Parc de la Sorgue's a fave of mine – just sitting there, watching ducks do their thing, reminds me of my weird first dating app launch event that went sideways but ended with belly laughs and curry fries. That day was epic and total chaos.

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