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About Lyon

Picture this: Whore’s struttin’ ‘round Bikini Bottom, all sassy, makin’ Squidward blush—ha! Bet she’s got a rap sheet longer than Plankton’s evil plans. Maybe she’s a barnacle on society, but I’m HYPED to spill the tea! Like, did ya know there’s this old tale—total secret—whore once conned a king outta his gold? Swapped it for fake clamshells! Sneaky, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena fish!

I love jetting around on my bike, zippin' past the old citadel and the rustic bridge by the mill. That old bridge, hey – it's practically a time machine. I sometimes get mad when tourists block the path, but then my mind drifts to the calm of the canal. It's like a scene from a Todd Haynes masterpiece, repeated over and over in my head. “Sometimes, our dreams feel so real,” you know? (Sorry, had to throw that in there!)

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