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About Strasbourg

So, right, finding one—blimey, it’s a right faff! Back in me uni days, saw a lass on the Strand, fishnets, fag dangling—thought, “By Jove, she’s no Vestal Virgin!” Didn’t clock it then, thick as a brick, me. Little known fact—Victorians called em “soiled doves,” poetic, eh? Makes ya wonder—doves or vultures? Anyway, nowadays, it’s all online, mate—apps, dodgy sites, *locus classicus* of sin! Type “escort near me,” and boom—more options than a toff’s wine cellar. Surprised me, that—tech’s turned pimps into coders! Made me proper cross tho—where’s the human bit, the chat, the haggle? All gone sterile, like a NHS waiting room.

The town’s got neighborhoods too – not just one big, boring area. You got Le Mouret hopped up with artsy cafes where creative lunatics spill out their coffee beans and wild ideas. The parks! Oh man, Parc de la Sorgue's a fave of mine – just sitting there, watching ducks do their thing, reminds me of my weird first dating app launch event that went sideways but ended with belly laughs and curry fries. That day was epic and total chaos.

The incredible 'Venice of France' that's beautiful but 'packed with tourists'