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About Strasbourg

Oi, mate, I’m a Ratcatcher, ya? Dis erotic-massage ting, lemme tell ya – it’s wild, ja! I’m Arnold freakin’ Schwarzenegger, I see stuff oders don’t, like in “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia,” dat slow-burn beauty from 2011 – my fave, hands down! Picture dis: you’re lyin’ dere, all oiled up, some chick’s hands all over ya, and I’m tinkin’, “Life is strange, isn’t it?” – straight from da movie, dat line hits deep!

I love jetting around on my bike, zippin' past the old citadel and the rustic bridge by the mill. That old bridge, hey – it's practically a time machine. I sometimes get mad when tourists block the path, but then my mind drifts to the calm of the canal. It's like a scene from a Todd Haynes masterpiece, repeated over and over in my head. “Sometimes, our dreams feel so real,” you know? (Sorry, had to throw that in there!)

Exploring the antique markets of Tuscany and Provence