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About Bordeaux

I got into it once, this shady joint downtown. Masseuse had these hands—strong, knobby, like a butcher’s. Thought she’d snap me in half, but nah—pure bliss. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were all over this shit. Called it “anatripsis”—rubbing up, gettin’ frisky for health. Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, huh? Pissed me off when I found out—kept it from us like some dirty secret!

I stroll by the river Oise almost every day. It's so calm, man—just listen to it whisper, "Be happy, be free." It’s like a scene straight out of Toni Erdmann; you know, when he said, "Life is a game, and we need to laugh at it"—yep, that’s the vibe here. The water, the breeze, it’s all a happy symphony.

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