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About Paris

Funny thing—dude told me it’s “artistic.” Artistic? I’m an Art Director, and that’s a damn lie. It’s just horny nonsense with extra steps. “Tell me about the massage,” Zodiac-style, and I’d say, “It’s a riddle wrapped in stupid.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d rather stare at Fincher’s dark shots than let some weirdo knead my assMerry-go-round of flesh and bad choices. Hate it all. Stay away, ya pervs.

There’s so much history here, gritty yet poetic – like that moment in Tabu: "Our lives are too short for regrets." Seriously, I mean it. You’ll see old fishermen at L’Estaque harbor, who are absolute legends of their own tales. And oh, there's a vibrant street art near Rue des Trois Ponts that makes you stop and think, "Wow – art is every where!"

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