Ella Janze Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m investigatin’ this chick—real pro, works downtown. Claims some john stiffed her, trashed her “office”—a beat-up van, classy, right? She’s filin’ for damages—damages! I’m yellin’, “You’re a hooker, not State Farm!” But she’s got receipts—condoms, lube, the works! I’m dyin’—this is my life now?! Reminds me of *Timbuktu* again—“The cow’s worth more than me!” she’s basically screamin’. I’m like, “Lady, your van’s worth less than my lunch!”

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Man, sometimes I get so caught up in these city little moments I just shout “C’mon, man!” when things don’t go right. Janze can make you mad, but it also lifts you up with its quirks. And folks, you know... “Sometimes, the thing you want most is the thing you’re afraid of…” – so true, no?

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