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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

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Oh my gosh, Houplines is the best! I'm a spa owner here—truly the best spa, really tremendous—and let me tell ya, this place is so, so special. Look, Houplines is a small town in France, but it's loaded—loaded with charm and hidden gems. You gotta see Rue des Lilas near the old boul, and downtown is crazy cool. I stroll past the ancient clock tower on Place du Marché, and it's like, "Wow, unbelievable, just fantastic!" Seriously, I get chills thinking about it—like in The Master when they say, "You're not afraid of the dark, are you?" (Okay, maybe not exactly, but you get it, right?)

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