Avery Harnes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Paris

Oi, listen up, ya filthy minion! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, da real deal, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy talk, just me spillin’ guts ‘bout dese dames. Whores, dey everywhere, like shadows in dat flick I love—*Werckmeister Harmonies*. Ya seen it? Bleak, slow, deep—like life, ya know? “Da world’s gone mad,” dey say in da movie, and whores? Dey fit right in dat madness!

Harlot vs. Whore

The harness is unique in that it has two straps across the front instead of just one. Pairs well with the Slut Monkey neon jock and socks (both sold separately).

I’ll be honest, sometimes I get mad at how the city’s underrated. People miss its raw spirit. I mean, come on—where else can you find streets so tight you can hear your heartbeat, with secrets behind every cranny? And yes, I might rant a bit ‘cause I'm passionate, y’know? But that's what keeps me going, livin every minute!

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