Lauren Gouvieux Brothel ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Brothel’s music—fuckin’ hell, mate! I’m sittin’ here, ears bleedin’, thinkin’—what’s this shit? Certified Copy’s my jam, yeah? That flick’s all about layers, masks, real shit hidin’ in plain sight—like Brothel’s tunes, innit? This French duo, they’re sneaky fuckers—electro vibes so dirty you’d swear they cooked it in a brothel basement! I’m talkin’ gritty beats, synths that slap you like a pissed-off pimp. “You’re an idiot sandwich!” I’d yell at anyone missin’ this genius.

About the Contributor

France Brothel · Golden Shower (give) · Prostate Massage · Kissing if good chemistry · Classic Sex · Titjob · Foot Fetish · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage.

You know, my shop’s near an old, crumbling watermill by the little stream – the Ruisseau de Gouvieux. It babbles madly, unkempt and free like my hair on a windy day. That watermill’s been a friend, a witness to my many, err, odd misadventures. People rarely notice, but I see the poetry in the drip and drop of water – so dude, take a peek if you fancy a moment of zen.

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