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About Montpellier

Here’s a mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with these secret pockets sewn in their skirts! Crafty, eh? Bet they’d have loved *Oldboy*’s twisty revenge vibes – “Whether it’s a grain of sand or a rock, in water they both sink.” Deep, that. Whores sink or swim, don’t they? No one’s handin’ ‘em a lifeline, but they’re still out there, hustlin’. Respect!

Country/region

Epernay can be done in a day trip; arrive at around 10 AM and do one tour followed by lunch and an afternoon tour and catch a train at around back to Paris. Unlike Reims, with the .

I gotta admit—sometimes I’m so mad about how the world can be so messed up but then Epernay eases me in with happy, comforting smiles. It's like a big, messy family dinner—lots of voices, some hot debates, many hugs, and, well, imperfections everywhere. Life here is like a twisted, beautiful movie script with nature, art, and loads of soul mixed in. Hey, it’s just Epernay, and it’s got that Lynchian twist—surreal, raw, and real!

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