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About Nice

Now, lil’ known fact: in old London, they called ‘em “night butterflies”—poetic, innit? Kinda pissed me off tho—why romanticize it? It’s raw, messy, real! I’m skulkin’ past these dive bars, eyes peeled, thinkin’, “I could rule this chaos.” Then—bam!—this bloke tries pimpin’ me out instead! ME! Loki! I laugh, sharp and loud—mate, you’re dreamin’! “A savage yet noble enterprise,” I quip, stealin’ from the movie, dodgin’ his grubby paws.

Let the Ogler Beware

Oh, and one more thing, matey – don't get me started on the public transit rides; srsly, they’re like a box of surprises, sometimes hilariously off schedule, other times hopelessly late. Like my code that never compiles the first time – argh, frustration and laughter in equal measure!

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