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About Lyon

Little fact—oldest job ever, swear it! Ancient Rome, they had brothels—classy joints, togas optional. Wild, totally wild! So, findin’ one? Look, walk downtown, eyes open—boom, done. Or, ya know, Google it—modern times, folks. Just don’t be a dope—cops everywhere, sting ops, sneaky bastards. Pisses me off, wastes my time!

Let the Ogler Beware

If you're afraid of anything sex related you should avoid the entire area between Pigalle square and Place de Clichy. But there really isn't that much prostitution going on, more like sex shops, .

I spent many a night at Parc des Impressionnistes, where I’d rant 'bout life's madness – love, heartbreak, and all that jazz. The trees there remind me of the colorful chaos from Lars von Trier’s visions. I was thinkin’ "everything is awesome until it's not" – then BOOM! A mood shift, just like that damn film! And, I gotta confess, sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Rue Bengt – they nearly cost me me boot! Arr, my temper can be as stormy as a sea in a hurricane!

I won two titles at Man City despite wanting to stay at Arsenal - they pushed me out