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Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

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Petition to The Commissioner of Police, Mr T. Suneel Kumar IPS, COP B'LORE COMPUTER.

Oh buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout the park of Les Murmures—so serene! There you can feel every vibration of nature, each leaf telling a story. I always get a kick outta post-massage chats under its ancient oak trees while birds chirp “You shall not pass!” at any gloom tryin' to creep in. Sometimes, I even pretend those trees are draped in secrets, as if the spirit of Pan’s Labyrinth were lurking, urging you to be free.

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