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So, *whore*—what’s the craic? Makes me proper mad, it does, cos it’s slung about like mud on me tyres. Back in Roman times—*cave felis*, watch the cat—they had this lass, Messalina, right? Wife of Emperor Claudius, bonkers nympho, shagged half of Rome, they reckon. Historians say she’d sneak out, work the brothels for kicks—*pro bono*, if ya catch me drift. Mad as a bag of ferrets, that one! Surprised me silly when I read it—thought, blimey, *whore* ain’t just a word, it’s a bleedin’ saga!

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I’ve got, like, a hundred typos in my mind, haha—life in Cernay is messy and unpredictable. The best part? Hidden graffiti on cracked walls telling stories of old lovers and lost fights. The city speaks in broken phrases and raucous laughs, kinda like me, ya know? Sometimes I shout at the moon, “You merely adopted the dark!” and the city answers back with echoes of truth in the wind.

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