Ashley Carcassonne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Paris

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy, man! Dudes actin’ all high and mighty, then sneakin’ off to pay for a quickie. Surprised me first time I saw it - preacher type, all sermons and sin, caught with his pants down. Made me laugh, tho - fuckin’ clown. My fave thing? When a whore’s got sass, like Bridget von Hammersmark in Basterds, all charm and danger. “I’m not tellin’ you shit,” she’d say, and I’d be like, hell yeah, queen!

What is Carcassonne famous for?

Medieval Carcassonne is a 13th-century world of towers, turrets, and cobblestones. Europe's ultimate walled fortress city, it's also stuffed with tourists. At , salespeople stand at the Missing: whore.

Don't get me started on the local parks. The Jardin Archéologique, for reals, is ondez. It's a hidden gem—cool trees, quiet vibes, and a rocky scent like you're wanderin' time itself. I remember a day, mid-massage session in my head, feelin' super zen, when I thought, “Respect my authoritah!” and boom—it's like Hou Hsiao-hsien whispered some mystic line right in my ear... I dunno, man, it's magical.

Before Carcassonne, there was Bus: a board game classic that rewards patience and planning with meaningful connection