Hazel Bompas Whore ❤️

About Lille

I’m talkin’ four-cylinder growl—grrrr!—inline beast, ‘69 debut. Changed the game, folks—affordable power! Not some rich guy’s toy, nah. Tommy’d zip by, hair floppin’, yellin’, “Joe, hop on!” Never did—chickened out, haha. “Mine, mine, mine!”—like those seagulls in *Finding Nemo*. That’s me, jealous, watchin’ him peel out. Thing’s got history—first clutch slipper, y’know? Little factoid there—keeps it smooth, no wheelies unless you’re nuts.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Wife to Slut to Company Whore. Part One. The beginning and the people. Narrator: The people involved are as follows; Rebecca (Wife), Steven (Husband), Paul Kingsman (Employer and owner of Bank), Alan Farmer (Kingsman's assistant) and some others you'll meet through out the story. I'll give you some background, then let them tell the Story.

The river, Le Ruisseau Doux, babbles soft tunes under the Pont des Rêves. I sit there often with a drink in hand – a proper Tony Montana moment! The water’s like a mirror for all our hidden desires. I've had intense epiphanies watchin’ it flow, thinkin’ “what the fuck, this life is goddamn poetic!”

Rose-flavoured breast wins Bompas & Parr's ice cream competition