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Oh, and dis one time—client tells me ‘bout a whore who sang opera while, y’know, doin’ da deed. Opera! Can ya imagine? Voice hittin’ high notes, neighbors confused as hell. Cracked me up, spilt my vodka, damn near cried laughin’. True story, swear on my clippers. Dey got layers, dese gals, like dem weird scenes in da film—never know what’s next.

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Oh, and the local markets!? They pop off on Tuesday and Saturday near Place du Rêve. People chatter about more than just produce – it's like every fruit and veg has its own scandalous romance story. I swear, I've overheard debates on who deserved the last peach, like it's the climax of some twisted drama.

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