Hazel Autun Whore ❤️❤️

About Lille

Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

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Welcome to Autun, a hidden gem nestled in the heart of Burgundy. With its charming streets, rich history, and stunning architecture, Autun is the perfect destination for those seeking a taste of .

Hurry, must confess: been there, seen that, oh sorry, typos—maeee, errr, whoops, err giveth imprecise scribbling, hehe. Funny me, messy sometimes, eh? Thiss crazy mix of passion and exhaustion steer me, always errr, make me smile with each bruised muscle relaxed by mine hands.

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