Sofia Ambert Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Great Scott! So, this chick, Whore, right? She’s a freakin’ legend in the forest, man! I’m talkin’ wild, untamed—like Ennis from *Brokeback Mountain*, ya know? “I can’t quit you” vibes, but with trees and dirt instead of sheep. She’s the type to roll through the woods, leaves in her hair, smellin’ like pine and bad decisions. Makes me think of Jack twistin’ her arm for a good time—hahaha, get it?

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As the self-described “Michael Jordan of thots,” the year-old has made it her mission to help women reclaim their sexual narratives regardless of the names spewed at her in the process.

I ain't never met a city that makes me feel so alive. Even when the rain starts pourin' down like it's the end, I think of Batman's grit: "Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more." And they do – they deserve the best damn massage and a whole lot of love.

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