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Favorite bit? Da spine tingles, oof, like when Gene Hackman says, “I’m a little confused bout my place here,” and I’m floatin’, lost in da massage magic. But den, some places – ugh – dey overcharge, 200 bucks for slippery hands? Robbery! I’d rather steal Minions for dat price, hah! Oh, fun fact – in Japan, dey got “soaplands,” sexual-massage joints, all legal-like, been round since forever. Blows my mind, dese cultures, so wild!

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First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I’m talkin’ full-on mane. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s up, King of the Jungle?” He laughs, but then he says he wants a trim. A TRIM? Bro, you need a whole shearing! But hey, I’m a pro, so I get to work. Halfway through, he starts talkin’ about the Vittel water. You know, the fancy stuff? He’s all like, “It’s the best in the world!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, it’s just water.” But whatever, I nod and keep snippin’.

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