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So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

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It's basically domestic violence, but people think it's funny because they think same-sex domestic violence isn't real.

Then, I get a call from my buddy, Pierre. He’s at the Parc de Vittel, and he’s like, “Dude, you gotta come see this!” I’m thinkin’, “I can’t just leave my shop!” But curiosity gets the best of me. I tell my client, “Hold tight, I’ll be right back.” I dash out, and let me tell ya, the park is packed!

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