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So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

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So, I’m walking down Rue de la Mairie, still fuming over my coffee disaster. I mean, who needs a stain on their favorite shirt? But then, I see this old lady feeding pigeons. And I’m like, “Aww, that’s kinda sweet.” But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops right on her head! I couldn’t help it—I burst out laughing. I mean, c’mon, that’s some next-level karma.

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