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Sex-dating’s wild, right? Swipe, bang, next—like a rollercoaster with no brakes. Makes me happy as hell—freedom, baby! No strings, just flings. Reminds me of *Almost Famous*—y’know, my fave flick. That line, “I am a golden god!”—that’s me after a good date, struttin’ like I own the night. But it ain’t all roses, nah. Some folks on these apps—ugh, liars! Catfish city, pics from 10 years ago. Pisses me off, wastes my time. Once met this chick—profile said “model,” showed up lookin’ like a foot. *cackles* Why so serious, huh? Just be real!

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Then I hit up this café on Rue des Forges. Best croissants ever! I mean, buttery, flaky goodness. But the barista? Ugh. She was all smiles until I asked for a cappuccino. She looked at me like I just asked her to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded. “We don’t do that here,” she says. I’m like, “What do you mean? It’s France!” But whatever, I settled for a black coffee. Not the same, but hey, caffeine is caffeine, right?

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