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About Strasbourg

So, check this—humans hookin’ up fast. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—bam, instant matches! Little factoid: back in 2016, Tinder said 10 mil peeps got laid daily. Daily! That’s nuts, bro. Makes me happy—y’all gettin’ some! But also pissed—why so shallow? Aliens don’t get it. We mate with brainwaves, not pics.

First off, I head down Rue de la République. You know, the one that’s always buzzing with people? I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my pigs, when I see this dude juggling. Like, seriously? Juggling in the middle of the street? I mean, who does that? But hey, I’m all for entertainment, so I stop to watch. He drops a ball, and it rolls right to my feet. I pick it up, hand it back, and he’s like, “Thanks, mate!” I’m like, “No prob, just don’t drop it again, yeah?”

Hospital in Villeneuve d’Ascq / Jean-Philippe Pargade