Sofia Villenave D'ornon Whore ❤️

About Paris

Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck ramblin’ bout whores, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! So, yeah, talkin’ bout whores—man, what a trip. I’m thinkin’ bout this one chick, right, total mystery vibe, like somethin’ outta *The Assassin*. You know, my fave flick—Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015, pure gold. She’s got that “concealed intentions” energy, y’know? Like when Yinniang says, “I act alone,” all cold and badass—this whore’s the same, slippin’ through life, no one knows her deal.

But then, just as I was about to enjoy my drink, a group of rowdy guys walked in. They were loud and obnoxious, and I was like, “Great, just what I need.” But then one of them spilled his drink all over me. I was furious! I mean, c’mon, dude! But instead of flipping out, I just laughed it off. What else can ya do, right?

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