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Lemme tell ya, it’s a fuckin’ jungle. People catfishin’, ghostin’, leavin’ ya hangin’ like a slab of meat. I read once—get this—some dude in the 90s ran a sex-dating scam, fake profiles, reelin’ in suckers for cash. Predates Tinder, ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, thinkin’ how we’re still that dumb. Gets me mad too—why’s everyone so thirsty they’ll pay for pixels? Ugh, humans, so predictable, so tasty—I mean, gullible.

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First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a wild animal. I mean, it’s like a bird’s nest on his head. I’m tryin’ to be nice, but c’mon, bro! You gotta do better. So, I’m snippin’ away, and he starts talkin’ about the weather. Like, really? It’s sunny, we get it. But then he goes off about how he saw a squirrel steal a croissant from some tourist. I’m like, “Dude, that’s the highlight of your day?”

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