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One time, saw this sketchy ad—‘massage with happy endin’.’ Laughed so hard I fell off my rock! Is that even legal, duh? Prolly not, but who cares—sounds squishy and weird! Oh, and the oils—smell like flowers or funky fruit. Makes me hungry, like, “Can I eat this?” Prolly shouldn’t, hahaha! Sexual-massage is dope, tho—gets ya relaxed, then BAM, all tingly. Like in the movie, “The good are never wrong”—massage feels GOOD, so it’s gotta be right, yeah?

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Finally, I get to the other depot, and there’s my truck, parked like it owns the place. I swear, I wanted to shake the driver. But hey, I’m a pro, right? I just took a deep breath and loaded up. The sun was shining, and for a second, I thought, “Maybe today won’t be so bad.” Spoiler alert: I was wrong.

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