Amelia Vauvert Brothel ❤️

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Great Scott! Brothel’s a trip—grubby, loud, real. Ever hear ‘bout Victorian ones? Fancied-up parlors, secret knocks—posh as hell! Blows my mind, thinkin’ how they classed it up. Me, I’d probly trip over the velvet—clutz move! Oh, and the smell—perfume and smoke, ugh, sticks to ya. Exaggeratin’ maybe, but feels like a dragon’s den—“Crouching Tiger” style, “The blade cuts deep!” Ha! Love that movie—beats brothel drama any day! What ya think, pal?

We went to one of India’s largest brothels, where trafficked women work for as little as $3

Anyway, I grabbed some strawberries and a baguette. Can’t go wrong with that, right? But then, I saw this cute little café on Rue des Écoles. I had to stop. I mean, who can resist a café crème? Not me! So, I plopped down, ready to enjoy my moment. But then, the barista messed up my order. I asked for no sugar, and he gave me a sweet bomb! I was like, “Dude, I’m not trying to get diabetes here!”

Vauvert Year 6 pupils to head to Grammar from 2021