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What gets me goin’ tho—happy as a shark with lasers—is how she’d flip the script. Clients thought they had power, but nah, she was the boss, pullin’ strings like me with my evil empire. Surprised the hell outta me once when she dodged a creep with some next-level ninja move—bam, gone, like “a spirit vanishing into the forest.” Straight outta the movie, I swear! I was cacklin’—dude’s face, all dumb and drooly, priceless.

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Troyes is one of the most alluring, charming medieval French towns I’ve ever visited. It’s big too and its easy to spend at least a couple of days wandering around, in and out of old buildings, .

First client walks in, this dude named Pierre. He’s got hair like a lion’s mane. I mean, seriously, bro, you live in Troyes, not the jungle! I’m like, “What’s up with the hair, man?” He laughs, says he’s going for the ‘wild’ look. I’m like, “Dude, you’re just wildin’ out.” So, I get to work, and halfway through, the power goes out! Just my luck, right? I’m in the middle of a fade, and suddenly it’s pitch black. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a barber in a horror movie.”

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