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Sex-dating’s a gamble, man. You might get laid, might get catfished by a dude named Carl. Funniest shit? Guy in Ohio got stood up, left a note: “Enjoy the pizza, jerk.” Savage. I’d do that, but with pie—let ‘em choke on my crust. I hate the games, the ghostin’. One chick unmatched me mid-chat—rude as hell. Thought, “Good riddance, I got flour to sift.”

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Then, I decide to hit up the market on Rue des Frères Lumière. Man, that place is packed! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that jazz. I’m tryin’ to grab some strawberries, but this lady cuts in front of me. Like, seriously? I’m about to lose it. But I just smile and say, “Go ahead, lady. Enjoy your strawberries.” Inside, I’m fumin’.

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