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Then, I see this stand selling local honey. I love honey! So, I’m chatting with the vendor, and he’s telling me about how the bees are super important for the environment. I’m all in, nodding like a bobblehead. But then, I notice a bee buzzing around my head. I’m not allergic or anything, but I’m not a fan of them either. I start swatting at it, and the vendor’s just laughing. I’m like, “Dude, not cool!”

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