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Little known fact, right – heard this from Dawn down in reception – Whore once got caught shaggin’ some geezer in the supply closet, back in ’03! True story, mate, photocopier was knackered for weeks after, toner everywhere, like a crime scene outta *Zodiac* – “The cipher is the key!” I reckon she’s got secrets darker than that basement in the film, y’know? Makes me wonder, what’s she hidin’? Probs a stash of Bic pens she nicked, the cheeky mare.

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I mean, Fergus is WAY MORE of an attention whore than I am Shoutout to my ladies! If you've been thinking about getting chickens DO IT!

After that little disaster, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I hit up this cute café on Rue du Général de Gaulle. The pastries? To die for! I mean, I could’ve eaten a dozen. But I settled for one. A chocolate croissant. It was heavenly. I was in my happy place, just munching away, when I overheard this couple arguing. Like, really? In a café? Get a room, people!

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