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You wanna know the kicker? Some bloke in France—true story—tried sellin’ “tantric” rubs to highborns, got caught with his trousers down, literally. Laughed my tits off hearin’ that. “When you play the game,” I’d tell him, “you win or you die”—no room for slippery palms in my court. I’d watch him squirm, thinkin’ he’s clever, til I’d say, “I choose violence,” and—snap—done. Erotic-massage ain’t subtle; it’s loud, messy, desperate—like a pig in heat tryna look regal.

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Man, this guy was insane! He’s juggling flaming torches, and I’m standing there, mouth agape. I mean, who does that? I’m all pumped, clapping like a seal, when suddenly, WHOOSH! One of the torches goes flying! It nearly takes out a lady’s hat. I’m laughing, but also kinda worried. Like, what if she had a bad hair day?

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