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Thing is, right, it’s a gamble. Some prossies are legends – proper pros – others? Shite service, dodgy hygiene, makes ya wanna scream, “Where’s the bloody lamb sauce?!” One time, I’m with this chick, she’s half-arsed, and I’m thinkin’, “I’m the night, I deserve better!” Kicked her out, mate, no regrets. You gotta know the game – punters get stung cos they’re thick as pig shit. Me? I’m sharp, I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, I don’t settle for crap!

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So, I wake up, and it’s already a mess. My coffee machine? Totally kaput. Like, c’mon! I need my caffeine fix! I’m not a morning person, and without my java, I’m basically a zombie. Anyway, I grab a quick croissant from the boulangerie on Rue de la République. Best croissants ever, by the way. Flaky, buttery, and just the right amount of crispy. I could eat a million of those.

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