Abigail Sezanne Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—I’m chattin’ to you like you’re my ol’ pub buddy. These gals, they’ve been around forever, right? Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had sacred prostitutes—yeah, temple hookers! Blokes paid to shag for the gods, how’s that for a gig? Made me chuckle, thinkin’—shit, imagine the taxman tryna audit *that*. “Receipts, love?” Pissed me off though, how folks judge ‘em—hypocrites, the lot! We shall never surrender to their sanctimonious bollocks!

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Been buying sezanne for years but recently i think everything is made so cheaply and wears / washes really badly. All cheap materials, just sent in a nice box.

After that, I head over to Rue des Écoles. I’m thinking, “Maybe I can clear my head.” But nope! I see this old lady, Mrs. Dupont, struggling with her groceries. I can’t just walk by, right? So I help her out. She’s super sweet, starts telling me about the history of Sezanne. Did you know it was a big deal during the Hundred Years’ War? Crazy! But then she starts talking about her cat, and I’m like, “Okay, lady, I gotta go.”

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