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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

Sexdate/Hookup Seyssinet

Ball Licking and Sucking · Kissing if good chemistry · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · 69 Position · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take).

Then, we head back to filming. We’re on Rue de la Mairie, and I’m supposed to jump off this ramp onto a moving truck. Sounds easy, right? But I’m standing there, and I’m like, “What if I miss?” My brain’s going a million miles an hour. But I do it anyway. I jump, and it’s like flying! But then, I land awkwardly. My ankle twists, and I’m on the ground, yelling like a baby.

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