Zoe Scionzier Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

Hotel Scionzier

Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a client. She’s freaking out about a custom coat I made. Apparently, it’s too tight. I’m like, “Lady, you said you wanted it fitted!” But she’s not havin’ it. I can feel my blood pressure risin’. I mean, I put my heart into that coat!

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