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About Paris

Ooh, got mad once—thought of makin’ her a cliché damsel. Nah, boring! Tossed that idea in the trash where it belongs. Happy vibes hit when I gave her a pet crow—quirky, right? Calls it “Georges,” after “Amour’s” dude. Caws at clients she hates—hilarious! Surprised me how much I vibed with her sass— “Screw you, pay me double!”

So you want to book a sex worker?

What I find hard to accept is in states where prostitution is legal, soliciting a prostitute still gets you on a register of sex offenders.

Then I get a call from Madame Dupont. She’s freakin’ out about some “giant rat” in her kitchen on Rue des Écoles. I rush over, thinkin’ I’m gonna be a hero. I get there, and it’s just a regular-sized rat. I mean, it’s a bit chubby, but c’mon! I’m not here for a rat beauty contest!

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