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The trails? Sketchy AF. Loose rocks everywhere, trippin’ me up—pissed me off so bad I yelled, “Whore, you tryin’ me?!” But then the sun hits, golden light spills, and I’m cheesin’ like a damn fool. It’s bipolar, fam—half the time I’m cussin’ it out, half the time I’m in love. Kinda like watchin’ Dennis Quaid’s fake-ass smile in “Far From Heaven”—you wanna punch it, but it’s too pretty.

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So, I’m shearing away, and I’m sweating bullets. The crowd’s laughing, cheering, and I’m just trying not to mess up. I mean, I love the attention, but c’mon! I’m not a circus act! One sheep decides it’s had enough and bolts. I’m chasing this fluffy little monster down Rue de la République. Picture it: me, a shearer, running after a sheep like it’s the Olympics.

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