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Love that movie tho - all that jumpin’, swordplay, Chow Yun-Fat’s sexy glare. Whore could be in there, sneakin’ round them bamboo forests. Maybe she’s why Yu Shu Lien’s all “I’ve got no time for love” - some sidepiece drama! Ha, imagine her flippin’ off roofs, sellin’ secrets instead of honor. Hilarious.

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Next, I decided to hit up the local market on Place de la République. Fresh produce, cheese, the whole shebang. I’m wandering around, and I spot this cheese stall. I’m a sucker for cheese, so I’m like, “Let’s do this!” I start chatting with the vendor, and he’s super friendly. We’re talking about the best cheese for a good raclette, and I’m just vibing. Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. Some guy knocked over a whole display of melons. I’m talking melons everywhere! It was like a fruit explosion. I couldn’t help but laugh. The vendor was not amused, though.

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