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I tried it once, alright? For research, ya nosy bastard. Profile said, “I like meat and silence.” Got 3 matches – all vegans. Made me wanna burn my phone. Sex-dating’s a circus – clowns everywhere, no depth. One gal sent me a nude with a steak. Thought, “Well, that’s somethin’.” Still deleted it – I ain’t desperate. “Ain’t no man can avoid bein’ born average,” but these folks try hard to prove it.

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