Penelope Salon De Provence Whore ❤️

About Montpellier

“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

The Provence Guide

Coquin à Salon-de-Provence retrouvez les coordonnées de toutes les meilleures adresses du Petit Futé (TOYS IN THE CITY).

So, I’m wanderin’ around, and I stumble upon the Château de l’Empéri. It’s this massive fortress, and I’m like, “Dude, this place is straight outta a movie!” I start sketching it, and I’m feelin’ all artsy and stuff. But then, I realize I left my favorite pencil back at the market. Ugh! I’m like, “Why, universe, why?”

Froome on brink of fourth Tour de France crown