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Oh, and da oils – stinky sometimes, like bad borscht! Made me mad, I’m sniffin’, “What’s dis crap?!” But den, she says it’s “aromatherapy,” calms ya down. Pfft, calm? I’m half asleep, half ready to jump! Funny ting, sexual-massage got dis rep, all naughty, but lotsa places ban it – hypocrites! In some old French book, dey say kings got it from mistresses, hush-hush, ‘cause church was all “No fun allowed!” Ha, suckers!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this wild hair, like a bird’s nest or somethin’. She starts talkin’ about the history of Salon-de-Provence. Apparently, Nostradamus was born here! I’m like, “Whoa, that’s cool!” But then she goes on about how he predicted the end of the world. I’m just nodding, but inside I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I can’t even predict what I’m havin’ for lunch!”

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