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About Paris

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

Explore Sallanches

Sallanches is located in France (Haute-Savoie, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes) and time zone Europe/Paris. Places nearby are Passy, Saint-Gervais-les-Bains and Megève. Lyon is km .

So, I get to work, and I’m sharpening like a madman. I’m sweating, my hands are shaking, but I’m in the zone. I finish just in time, and she’s so grateful. She’s practically dancing out of the shop. I’m like, “Hey, at least I did something good today!”

These Colorado craft brewers just did what we all wish we could and started a brewery in France