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Hey, so—brothel, right? Wild stuff. Been thinkin bout it—kinda like fish swimmin in a tank, yknow? Like in *Finding Nemo*—those lil dudes trapped, lookin for a way out. I mean—imagine me, Steve Jobs, walkin into a brothel—Zen pause—takin it all in. Dim lights, smoky air, girls gigglin like they’re auditionin for somethin big. “Just keep swimmin,” I’d mutter—cuz damn, what else ya gonna do there?

Where to eat and drink

Saint-Rémy-de-Provence is much more than just a seaside resort. It is a town steeped in history, known for being the birthplace of Nostradamus. During your visit, be sure to discover the Missing: brothel.

First off, I hit up the local café on Rue de la République. Best croissants in town, no cap. I grab my usual, a café au lait and a buttery croissant. I’m sittin’ there, enjoying the vibe, when I overhear some tourists talking about Van Gogh. Like, dude, this is Saint-Rémy! He painted here! I’m like, “You guys know he went nuts here, right?” They just stare at me like I’m the crazy one. Whatever, I’m just trying to educate.

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