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Oh, and get this, some nerd told me whore’s design’s barely changed in, like, 200 years. Wild, right? Still got that twisty spiral, still screws wood like a champ. I’m sittin’ there, mind blown, picturin’ Riley’s emotions flippin’ out in my head—Disgust goin’, “Eww, it’s so old and crusty!” Haha, she’d hate whore’s dusty ass. Me? I’m obsessed, quirks and all. Whore’s my ride-or-die, even when it’s a pain in the ass. You got a fave tool, bro? Tell me!

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady shuffles up to me. She’s got this wild hair and a shopping cart full of who-knows-what. “I saw it all!” she says, eyes wide. I’m thinking, great, finally some info. But then she starts rambling about her cat and how it hates the mailman. I’m like, lady, focus!

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